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    You know you've had a good dump at work when...

    You come out of trap three unable to walk because of the pins and needles in your legs, and all your colleagues have gone home for the day!
    Oh, this is a one man job. A very big man with six arms and enough ears for each one of your fcuking suggestions

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    Takes a lot of skill to look this bad you know...

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    The pins and needles could be attributed to the fact you've been in trap three since 8.00 AM and fell asleep,or not wishing to be alarmist but could someone have drugged your beverage and had thier way ?.

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    Photos or it didn't happen!

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    We know because the lights in the khazi go off and being in one of the traps no amount of arm waving triggers the sensor to switch them on again.


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    I left a brown trout in the contractors shitter earlier today. They need to fix their flush. They'll get the hint sooner or later.

    Btw. I always try a take a dump in work time. Sod doing it in my own.
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    **** me. This could be front page news in the Hemel Gazzette
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris D View Post


    I left a brown trout in the contractors shitter earlier today. They need to fix their flush. They'll get the hint sooner or later.

    Btw. I always try a take a dump in work time. Sod doing it in my own.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon View Post
    This could be front page news in the Hemel Gazette
    But it didn't happen in Hemel
    Oh, this is a one man job. A very big man with six arms and enough ears for each one of your fcuking suggestions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crossle View Post
    But it didn't happen in Hemel
    Neither does any ****ing thing else!!!!
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