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    The 'Have a moan' thread - anything you like

    I will start us off with one ..............


    What is it with the thousands of charity bags I get posted through the letterbox these days. I reckon I get at least 5 of these a week and NEVER do anything other than throw them straight in the bin.
    For those that really are genuine charitys do they actually make more money from what they get in the bags than purchasing and distributing them in the first place?




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    Why is it when asking a woman if they want something nice, the reply no actually means yes but when asking if the Tradesman's is available, no actually means no?

    Double standards.
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    I'm arresting you for murdering my car you dyke digging tosspot

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    There's big money in the used rags these days. There are gangs that collect clothing bags that have been delivered by proper charities and sell the clothing on.

    What annoys me a constanly reducing speed limits on rural A roads. Once these fast sweeping and open roads were 60mph. Now they are 50 then 40 and sometimes 30mph limits. A Sunday drive just isn't fun anymore!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Floyd View Post
    What annoys me a constanly reducing speed limits on rural A roads. Once these fast sweeping and open roads were 60mph. Now they are 50 then 40 and sometimes 30mph limits. A Sunday drive just isn't fun anymore!
    I agree with this one. You can be going along a nice wide safe A road with a 40 limit, and off to the side are tiny narrow lanes with high hedges that are NSL. Crazy.
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    The actor Sean Bean.

    It's either phonetically Shorn Born or Seen Been, you can't have it both ways.
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    I live in a village.

    What constantly annoys me are the people that ignore the reducing speed limit from 60 to 40 to 30MPH and carry on through our village at 60MPH. thus causing our Range Rovers to shake and set the alarms off.

    They should be taken to the Vet and have their Knackers chopped off.

    Gary got off lightly today in my opinion.

    Rant over, NEXT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Roberts View Post
    The actor Sean Bean.

    It's either phonetically Shorn Born or Seen Been, you can't have it both ways.
    That's bloody brilliant! I'd never noticed that.




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    I think it's a disgrace that the hard shoulder on motorways is reserved for broken down vehicles or accident victims. Why should irresponsible motorists who can't be bothered to look where they're going or service their car enjoy the privilege of their own lane? It's madness gone mad. I suggest that in future the hard shoulder should be reserved for cars with a full service history, and no dents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Roberts View Post
    Why should irresponsible motorists who can't be bothered to look where they're going or service their car enjoy the privilege of their own lane? It's madness gone mad. I suggest that in future the hard shoulder should be reserved for cars with a full service history, and no dents.
    If you own a Saxo and drive a lorry you're allowed to drive down it though

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    People that have bought houses near airfields and then complain about the noise. FFS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Floyd View Post
    People that have bought houses near airfields and then complain about the noise. FFS
    SOMETIMES.... Couple lose motor racing noise case and face massive costs. Idiots.

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    It's not even been a day and you start a thread about moaning

    What's the next mood swing?


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    Quote Originally Posted by vw_singh View Post
    It's not even been a day and you start a thread about moaning

    What's the next mood swing?
    You make it sound as if he needs a reason !

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    LOL - is he having a Manopause now?
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    Was going to moan about being constipated all week.

    Had a big shit this afternoon with a soft, squidgy final loaf. Guess I have nothing to moan about now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige View Post
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    And idiots who complain about them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Screacher View Post
    People who post links to articles which you can't read unless you register. Idiots.
    And idiots who complain about them
    How odd. I didn`t need to login, but now I do.

    Same article with no login required.

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    DO you know what I hate? People.
    I'm arresting you for murdering my car you dyke digging tosspot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nige View Post
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    excellent I hope this helps Croft/Brands/Donnington and Cadwell - prats I hate people who move into an area and then complain about the noise - Donington -huge planes landing all the time but the racetrack suffers????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by texas2201 View Post
    excellent I hope this helps Croft/Brands/Donnington and Cadwell - prats I hate people who move into an area and then complain about the noise - Donington -huge planes landing all the time but the racetrack suffers????????
    the law should say you can not complain about racetrack ect if it was there before the houses around it simple and stright forward

    then if you do not like it don't live there!

    My pairents had a house that backed on to a Horse racing course and back in the 60's they were incoraged to to view the racing from the gardens

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    Why do people have to jump the lights just to block your way on a round-a-bout.

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    F*cking c*nting council!


    Local dual carriageway on my commute to work, urban-ish, used to be 70mph national speed limit a long time ago.

    Was then down graded to 50mph.

    coming in to work this morning, they have dropped it to 40mph and put a f*cking bus lane along the whole f*cking length of it!

    Then to top it off, a new set of pedestrian crossing traffic lights about 1/3 from the end, to help the locals cross.

    There is already a footbridge about 100m away from the new lights!


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    I detest all out of town speed limits. That is all.
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    You know what really grinds my gears? People who refer to their cars as TMoW, almost as much as people dumping stuff on my desk. It is impossible to keep it tidy because some new hardware arrives and it immediatley is sent in my direction, the next time I return to it and there is new stuff on there I will throw it hard at the person responsible for putting it there! Like, really hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    You know what really grinds my gears? People who refer to their cars as TMoW

    Not got a clue what you are on about

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    this ^^
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    Is it The Motor of Win.....is it, is it, is it...... have i got it right

    Or is it something to do with Submarines
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    if it is!


    That doesn't make me angy, it just makes me think "sad c*nt"


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    Maudlin ass-hats who post depressed drivel on FaceBook terimnating in 'if you agree post this to your profile'.

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    I thought it was something to do with Wolverine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Beale View Post
    Is it The Motor of Win.....is it, is it, is it...... have i got it right

    Or is it something to do with Submarines
    Almost

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    You want to explain it any time this ****ing week. ?

    The Mazda of win? The Mini of win, The Metro of win.

    can I add.

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    Turbo Mincer of Win.

    I guess from your current mood Dave, you didn't win employee of the month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Roberts View Post
    The actor Sean Bean.

    It's either phonetically Shorn Born or Seen Been, you can't have it both ways.
    Rough, cough, plough through, though.
    Ruff, coff, plow, thru, tho?
    I sh** on your phonetics......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim View Post
    Turbo Mincer of Win.

    I guess from your current mood Dave, you didn't win employee of the month.
    LOL Nope, I'm just busy and lacking sleep these last few weeks, Bloody baby hasn't even arrived yet LOL
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    Seen Been has a chippy down the road from me, it's as bad as his acting.

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    The Been Ultimatum just doesn't sound right does it?

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